Uncutetifying Danny

Your best friend wants to look cooler, and he's come to ask you for help. Unfortunately for his cute butt, he's far too adorable to make any significant changes to his adorableness. Will you be able to help him seem cooler, while trying not to tell him how you adore him?

Your cute best friend, Danny, is sick of being called cute, so he needs your help to make him look cool! Your advice is important to him, so he'll change his appearance based on what you say. Will you be able to successfully turn him uncute?